Luncheon Meat Truncheon

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Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

Luncheon Meat Truncheon by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

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luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

luncheon meat truncheon by YOREMA July 10, 2003

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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