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lunch pail 

A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"
As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."

Pittsburgh Lunchpail 

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.
Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

Lunchpale 

This word is derived from the already published;Lunchbox slang word. Lunchpale is a derogatory word that describes a specific person that you do not like.
Man, that motherfucker is a lunchpale!
Lunchpale by Diggy-Dantz June 16, 2007

lunchtails 

Having beers or cocktails at and or for lunch with friends while catching up with the latest gossip!!
Hey!! We are all meeting up for Lunchtails!! What's your favorite drink???
lunchtails by NEBRASKAN8 March 31, 2015

lunchpaler 

A lunchpaler or lunchpailer is predominantly a male who licks his middle finger and rubs it around the rim of his own asshole. Then scoops any lingering debris back into his mouth to literally eat his own ass.
Man those guys are a bunch of lunchpalers!

Or...

I will look forward to my lunchpailers landing that trophy on my dresser by the end of the year.

Lunchpale 

It’s when you grab a bitch from her head upside down and drop dick in her asshole
Lunchpale by IssaWord March 14, 2019