so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.
Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.
Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...
Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.
That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
lunchtable (noun)
1. The act of repeating another person’s joke or comment—usually because it went unheard by others—and receiving credit or laughter for it; often occurs in casual group settings such as a school lunch table.
—v. lunchtabled, lunchtabling : To repeat someone else’s unnoticed joke in order to get the reaction they missed.
He totally pulled a lunchtable when he repeated my joke and everyone laughed.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.