lunchtails

Having beers or cocktails at and or for lunch with friends while catching up with the latest gossip!!

Hey!! We are all meeting up for Lunchtails!! What's your favorite drink???

by NEBRASKAN8 March 31, 2015

Pittsburgh Lunchpail

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.

Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

by SpeedKills March 31, 2009

lunchtabling

the act of sitting at a lunchtable eating and making crude jokes about anything that comes to mind

Dude it was wicked fun lunchtabling earlier when you told that hilarious joke about the guy who goes to a costume party

by sets it on fire June 5, 2009

lunchtabler

1. The nickname of the guy who draws lunchtable.
2. The name for the guy who steals lunchtables.

Look. It's the lunchtabler.

by Darrell M. Stark February 3, 2004

Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.

"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"

by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

Lunchtable

lunchtable (noun)
1. The act of repeating another person’s joke or comment—usually because it went unheard by others—and receiving credit or laughter for it; often occurs in casual group settings such as a school lunch table.
—v. lunchtabled, lunchtabling : To repeat someone else’s unnoticed joke in order to get the reaction they missed.

He totally pulled a lunchtable when he repeated my joke and everyone laughed.

by JewishKanye October 22, 2025