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lunchtails 

Having beers or cocktails at and or for lunch with friends while catching up with the latest gossip!!
Hey!! We are all meeting up for Lunchtails!! What's your favorite drink???
lunchtails by NEBRASKAN8 March 31, 2015
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Pittsburgh Lunchpail 

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.
Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

lunchtabling 

the act of sitting at a lunchtable eating and making crude jokes about anything that comes to mind
Dude it was wicked fun lunchtabling earlier when you told that hilarious joke about the guy who goes to a costume party

lunchtabler 

1. The nickname of the guy who draws lunchtable.
2. The name for the guy who steals lunchtables.
Look. It's the lunchtabler.
lunchtabler by Darrell M. Stark February 3, 2004

Lunchtable Mechanic 

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
Lunchtable Mechanic by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

Lunchtable

lunchtable (noun)
1. The act of repeating another person’s joke or comment—usually because it went unheard by others—and receiving credit or laughter for it; often occurs in casual group settings such as a school lunch table.
v. lunchtabled, lunchtabling : To repeat someone else’s unnoticed joke in order to get the reaction they missed.
He totally pulled a lunchtable when he repeated my joke and everyone laughed.
Lunchtable by JewishKanye October 22, 2025
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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