Lucky Balls

Where you grab your balls and squeeze and if you're feeling extra lucky twist your nipples to gain a little extra luck when you're gambling

"Are you doing Lucky Balls right now?"
"Yeah bro I just put all my scrap on 20 and I'm doing Lucky balls."

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Lucky Ball

A ball on a man that is slightly smaller than his other one. This is often true in the case of men with a small penis.

Lou... Thats a nice Lucky ball ya got there!

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Usually referred to as a wife who has been around a long time.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.

Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.

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when your sack feels dry and you need a special someone to moistin it up for you.

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like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

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