Lubricoated
Lubricoated by VIV84 June 12, 2018
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lubricate
lubricate by Fluffupaws1377 October 6, 2018
lubricate
To make something slippery. A more erotic explanation would be to make the penis or vagina more slippery and hence achieve a better rubbing feeling when the sex organs are rubbing against each other. Men produce a lubricant called precum while women secrete vaginal fluid that makes the vagina walls wet.
To enhance a better sex experience both partners secrete lubricants that lubricate their respective sex organs.
lubricate by HelpfulJack January 6, 2019
Lubricated Wire
The act in which a couple smears a lubricated substance of their choice onto a 4 foot wire. The female then attempts to wrap the wire around the male's penis with her mouth 10 or more times for amazing pleasure. If the female fails, the whole wire is shoved into her vagina and quickly forced out for quick, jolting pain.
Jack: "Yo, I heard you pulled off a lubricated wire with Sally last night"
Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"
Jack: "Lucky"
Mike: "Yeah it was great, but she only got it around 9 times, so I shoved that shit in her pussy"
Jack: "Lucky"
Lubricated Wire by Lol username May 12, 2007
the lubricated penguin dive
preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang
Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver
Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.
Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver
Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.
the lubricated penguin dive by hot kharl December 1, 2005
Lubricated
adj. to be a tid bit drunk...enough for a mother to forget that her kids are in the room when she starts making out with daddy's weasel...
Frank: Yo...i'm messed up man...haha woa
Carl: Ahah...i'm a smidge bit lubricated...you're crazy man
Carl: Ahah...i'm a smidge bit lubricated...you're crazy man
Lubricated by Fatbird Hunter February 27, 2005
lubricated queef
The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
lubricated queef by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
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