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lutterworth 

small leicestershire town where Frank Whittle pioneered jet propulsion...

...sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. It is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. The drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.
#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeballs there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: Really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.
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Butterworth 

The best last name ever made! Syrup and joy and butter oh my!
Yo dawg I wish my last name was Butterworth.
Butterworth by ototoi October 11, 2008

Slutterworth 

Small market town in South Leicestershire.

After the News of the World newspaper - under the headline 'It's St. Sinians' - revealed Lutterworth's Upper School had handed out 345 morning-after pills, the town was dubbed 'Slutterworth' in honor of its highly sexually-charged female population.

Note: The great shout by East Midlands Today who got a few shots on the 'Ride The Beaver' bus... how we laughed...
Oh I wish I could score some booty... let's try Slutterworth
Slutterworth by Top Slut July 19, 2010

Mr. Butterworth 

The man that has graciously supplied us with delicious syrup for years. One out of the three great legendary pancake titans: (Tyler the Apocalypse Scheid, Ethan the Crust Nestor and Mr.Butterworth). (Also known by the name Mark Edward Fischbach) He has covered millions of pancakes for many years.
Johnson: "Who's responsible for our syrup?"
Ted: "Mark Mr. Butterworth Fischbach , of course!"
Johnson: "Who's that?"
Ted: "Well I can't believe you don't recognize the great man's name!
Ted: "You know why there's a national recycling program for syrup bottles? That's right, it's a hundred percent him!, covering every pancake!"

Butterworth-Ish 

A person or thing that is being a needy bitch or that is being super extra or sensitive.
“Wow, you’re being real Butterworth-Ish right now.”
Butterworth-Ish by DonD101 December 8, 2020

The Butterworth Effect

The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the uber price is too high. Would drop everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends house.
Mike: “Yo, why’d Eric get off Xbox, it’s only 7:00pm?”
Brad: “Jessica needed a ride to her boyfriends house so Eric offered to drop her off.”
Mike: “Doesn’t he live two hours away?”
Brad: “Yea, Eric’s got The Butterworth Effect BAD.”

Butterworthed

1. When you unintentionally take the long way to reach the same goal as everyone else.
2. Getting there slowly but surely against all odds.
Did you see them playing farkle? He got 500 points in one turn by only getting 50 each time he rolled. He butterworthed!
Butterworthed by B0untybunny July 7, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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