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Lowell, Massachusetts 

A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school

highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville

centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets

noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here
person 1: Lowell, Massachusetts fucking sucks

person 2: on god it does
Lowell, Massachusetts by 978.IPAR September 2, 2022

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026