A word to describe a person who is so loserish... that the word "loser" isn't enough. The addition of the word "butt" makes this a top notch insult. This insult is so bad that when used, may cause the insulted to be thrown off-balance.
A sweet term to address person who you are in lust with, or just a friend. If you say loverbug, you are exhuberating your affection for another person.
An insult largely greater than "Mother Fucker" but not as bad as "Fuck you, whore." This will be sure to shock your friends when used. This word has magical powers. To be used sparingly. Nearby authority figures won't comprehend the level of meanness. So, this is fool-proof to use at school.
Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
A butt that literally defies gravity. It has such an obnoxious amount of perk, it is said to blind men who stare at it too long due to it's mesmerizing floatage.
Jip: "Damnn!! did you see Lisa's ass mann?!?!"
Owen: "No, why?"
Jip: "She had a total hoverbutt!!"
Owen: "Really?!"
Jip: "MAN! that thing was just floating!"