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equal opportunity lover 

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3
Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/
equal opportunity lover by jkilla October 21, 2013

opp-lover 

An opp-lover is a person who associates with/ is kinfolk to/ supports/ and/or presides in the company of your opps. An opp-lover may not directly be in active competition with you, but they are no less of a threat, and are even less deserving of respect/humility, as they are passively against you. They don't choose up, they wade in the middle, switching sides constantly, playing both teams, they stand for nothing, they are usually a 'yesman', and they are never worth having around. Opp-lovers are almost worse than an actual opp.
Michael knows how malicious Xavier is and how badly he treated me, yet they were hanging out together yesterday. What a squishy little opp-lover.
opp-lover by neptunecricket July 3, 2023

Let My Love Open the Door 

When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
When everything feels all over
Everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four-leaf clover
Take all worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
The only key to your heart
That can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say
Let my love open the door
It's all I'm livin' for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love
That's my love
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door
When tragedy befalls you (ooh)
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems (ooh)
You're so lucky I'm around
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

loveropathy 

Where one lover murders the other and wears their skin like a suit
Janelle was arrested for committing loveropathy
loveropathy by WhistlerD March 1, 2024

Open Loser 

A description of a someone who is not a loser presently, but who has the ability to become a loser.
Cam thinks excessive Facebok usage makes you a loser.

Jack uses Facebook, not excessively, but has the ability to use it excessively.

Therefore in Cam's opinion Jack is an Open Loser.
Open Loser by JackAndCam April 4, 2010

Optimus Love 

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.
"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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