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lovebitch 

noun- a person who you usually like or love, but is being a total bitch right now
Man, your girlfriend is usually so cool, I can't believe she kicked us out at half-time. What a lovebitch.

Listen, lovebitch, I love you, but you're being a bitch.
lovebitch by Sly Willie October 9, 2009
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lovebite 

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.
Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.
lovebite by w00fdawg October 8, 2005
To bake someone a batch of something in the hopes of getting some form of lovin' in return.
"I have such bad luck, that one girl didn't respond to my lovebatch for a third time in a row."
lovebatch by No-Pants June 11, 2006
To bake someone a batch of something in the hopes of getting some form of lovin' in return.
"I have such bad luck, that one girl didn't respond to my lovebatch for a third time in a row."
lovebatch by No-Pants June 11, 2006

lovebite 

A mark on your neck or elsewhere that hints to everybody what you were doing with your boyfriend last night.

i avoid lovebites as much as i can and i advise you too as well. they aren't attractive, cool or any nonsense like that, they are a sign of sluttiness to me, and possibly other people.

End Of.
Lovebites are evil and disgusting.
lovebite by MillySkittles October 15, 2009

lovebite 

The act of tasting the forbidden fruit. Driven mad by passion or curiosity, biting into what your heart loves most, and leaving a mark to show everyone else you have taken it... be it a person, a hobby, or a way of life.
John Travolta and Uma Thurman recklessly took a lovebite of nu-disco; inevitably surrendered to the groove and teaching all on the dance floor how to get down and boogie.
lovebite by livingdeeply August 3, 2023