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Love At First Suck 

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.
(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck
Love At First Suck by DEEVSDEVO November 12, 2010

Suck My Sexy Love 

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.
Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*
Suck My Sexy Love by Ookeay July 15, 2009

love sucks

Love is an ugly, terrible business practiced by fools. It'll trample your heart and leave you bleeding on the floor
love is a pain that had no name. love sucks
love sucks by Raicho May 2, 2011

love sucks

I don't wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!
love sucks by Dee November 19, 2004

Chump Love Sucker 

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.
"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker

Love-sucker 

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"
Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.