love suck

A shorter word for Love Suction

Love suck is;
Uber Suction, and explains the word Blowjob better.

by Ben Dunbar July 23, 2006

Love At First Suck

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.

(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck

by DEEVSDEVO November 12, 2010

Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

by Ookeay July 15, 2009

love sucks

Love is an ugly, terrible business practiced by fools. It'll trample your heart and leave you bleeding on the floor

love is a pain that had no name. love sucks

by Raicho May 2, 2011

love sucks

Whatever it is, it's true.

I don't wanna watch you makeout with your girlfriend, its disgusting, get a room!

by Dee November 19, 2004

Chump Love Sucker

Fool who will do anything for sex. Even stupid things.

"You jumped back fomr chump love you jumped back for cover but oh no no no I'm no chump lover sucker!" - Red Hot Chili Peppers, No Chump Love Sucker

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Love-sucker

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"

Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.

by Single and a little bitter October 31, 2009