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love burrito 

A semi-semen covered burrito
After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
love burrito by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

love burrito 

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
love burrito by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

Burrito love

when you get that warm feeling that makes your whole body have butterflies

Love is wrapping you like a burrito
Example 1: friend: imagine cuddling with your crush all night

you: burrito love

Example 2: β€œhe made me feel burrito loved
Burrito love by lilbloody28 April 3, 2020

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026