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Love Burrito 

When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.
"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"
Love Burrito by Zak Baggs August 31, 2013
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love burrito 

A semi-semen covered burrito
After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
love burrito by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

love burrito 

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
love burrito by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

Burrito love

when you get that warm feeling that makes your whole body have butterflies

Love is wrapping you like a burrito
Example 1: friend: imagine cuddling with your crush all night

you: burrito love

Example 2: “he made me feel burrito loved
Burrito love by lilbloody28 April 3, 2020
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