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Louising 

Finding an excuse not to come.
I am Louising out
Louising by Cédric May 14, 2015
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Louising 

When skinny pale man decides to act upon his Scottish culture.
"Have you heard that the pale skinny man has decided to drink IRN BRU?"
"yeah, he's just Louising"
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Louising 

When taking a shit, you purposely clench ur ass so the shit slides up and down ur rectum creating a sort of anal pleasure.
Bro I heard that dude louis moaning in the bathroom, i think he was louising!
Louising by ANTJANTHONY January 29, 2024
To believably look as if you are working hard the instant someone of authority is close by, and to return to lazy as soon as they leave again.
Girl : "As soon as she saw the boss she just pretended someone had just radioed her to do something"

Boy : "She'd totally be fired if she wasn't so good at louieing!"
Louieing by SpenceLou November 12, 2010

Jose-Luising 

The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.

It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!
Jose-Luising by Moritati April 5, 2008

Louisings 

When your on FaceTime with Peter pikitus and see his pubic hairs
I saw louisings
Louisings by Your_mom December 26, 2020
Slang for nagging and harassment, the way sitcoms portray wives. Named after Lois Griffin from family guy.
"The old ball and chain's been loising me as of late."
Loising by CasterMonk July 18, 2025
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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