Definitions by CasterMonk

Loising

Slang for nagging and harassment, the way sitcoms portray wives. Named after Lois Griffin from family guy.

"The old ball and chain's been loising me as of late."

Loising by CasterMonk July 18, 2025

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! 

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle! by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

How many kids? by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

your mom? Poopy. 

The ultimate playground insult, devastating.

4 year old Savage: "Your mom? Poopy. Ya dad? Poopy. Your sister's father's uncle's mother? Poopy."
Bystanders: "Oh, He went there!"

your mom? Poopy. by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com

"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."

Zjierb by CasterMonk February 15, 2021