Louisiana Hot-Pocket

Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.

She wasn’t a fan of football, but everyone came over for her Louisiana Hot-Pocket.

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For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.

He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

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The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex

Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket

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N. daniel fisher is a flaming bag of poop

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I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket

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Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

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The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

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