Louisiana Hot-Pocket

Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.

She wasn’t a fan of football, but everyone came over for her Louisiana Hot-Pocket.

by Scoobyeatsalpo October 12, 2017

louisiana hot pocket

For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.

He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex

Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by Twisted dude March 1, 2009

louisiana hot pocket

N. daniel fisher is a flaming bag of poop

that kid had the coolest louisiana hot pocket

by wizard mcgee December 9, 2009

Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.

I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by fallen424 January 6, 2008

lousiana hot pocket

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

by Chewee May 21, 2016

Louisiana hotpocket

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009