The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.
Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chicklast night! She didn't know what was coming!"
"Do you ladies want to come back to my hotel room to hang out? Haha, I just want to have some drinks and chat more. I'm not going to Louis CK (Verb) you or anything."
One of the world's greatest comedians. He is the world's greatest comedian and if you don't agree, then you have no sense of humor. He makes the funniest jokes and we can all relate to them, well, most of them ;)
guy 1 : "Dewd, i just saw dane cook at the theatre last friday and he was hysterical!!!!"
guy 2: "Louis C.K. is way better.This is why they say don't drink while pregnant"
guy 1: "your retarded. Dane cook rules."
guy 2: "if you had a sense of humor and a brain, which you obviously don't, you'd realize how dumb you sound. Louis C.K. is much better. go away."