by JakeLeafs November 11, 2017
The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
by Willimus November 14, 2017
by Pup-P November 10, 2017
When you politely ask a group of women if you can pull out your penis, regardless of their answer you get naked and masterbate to completion.
by Caffing November 11, 2017
"Do you ladies want to come back to my hotel room to hang out? Haha, I just want to have some drinks and chat more. I'm not going to Louis CK (Verb) you or anything."
by JCR1987 November 10, 2017