A state of being so preoccupied that you don't even see the dangerous situation unfolding right in front of you.
That chick was so harambe that she didn't even see her own kid crawling into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo. Wtf?
The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from
Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could
jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally
spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
when a man (average erect penis size being 6 inches) has intercourse with a woman and ejaculates inside her, rendering his penis flaccid upon withdrawal.
"Hey bro. How'd it go with Suzie last night?"
"Six in-three out dude!"
"
Noice!
Bareback?"
"Yeah, no sweat though, she's on
the pill"
Buy a
six in-three out
mug!
