7 definitions by Willimus
A contraction of the phrase "you all" typically used by Capers and Newfs. Very similar in meaning to the term "y'all" used by Southerners.
"where da fok did yazall wind up to last night wha'? i was at the Pick a Pig and nunyazall was there"
by Willimus October 3, 2017
The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
by Willimus November 14, 2017
when a man (average erect penis size being 6 inches) has intercourse with a woman and ejaculates inside her, rendering his penis flaccid upon withdrawal.
"Hey bro. How'd it go with Suzie last night?"
"Six in-three out dude!"
"Noice! Bareback?"
"Yeah, no sweat though, she's on the pill"
"Six in-three out dude!"
"Noice! Bareback?"
"Yeah, no sweat though, she's on the pill"
by Willimus September 13, 2016
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An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).
by Willimus June 22, 2016
A state of being so preoccupied that you don't even see the dangerous situation unfolding right in front of you.
That chick was so harambe that she didn't even see her own kid crawling into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo. Wtf?
by Willimus June 3, 2016
by Willimus October 3, 2017