Louis C.K. 

One of the world's greatest comedians. He is the world's greatest comedian and if you don't agree, then you have no sense of humor. He makes the funniest jokes and we can all relate to them, well, most of them ;)

guy 1 : "Dewd, i just saw dane cook at the theatre last friday and he was hysterical!!!!"
guy 2: "Louis C.K. is way better.This is why they say don't drink while pregnant"

guy 1: "your retarded. Dane cook rules."

guy 2: "if you had a sense of humor and a brain, which you obviously don't, you'd realize how dumb you sound. Louis C.K. is much better. go away."

Louis C.K. by urb15 February 24, 2009

Louis C.K. 

(verb) to completely strip naked in front of a woman and start masturbating

Can you believe what Nathan did? He Louis C.K.’d Maggie and she didn’t say anything about it for 10 years.

Louis C.K. by jerseymike99 April 20, 2018

louis ck'ed 

"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.

Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chick last night! She didn't know what was coming!"

Man2: "that's crazy! Was she down?"

Man1: "well she didn't really say yes but she didn't say no! That's for sure?"

louis ck'ed by Snoop_ah_loop November 11, 2017

Louis ck

When you politely ask a group of women if you can pull out your penis, regardless of their answer you get naked and masterbate to completion.

I louis ck’d some bitches last night, I think they were into it.

Louis ck by Caffing November 10, 2017

Louis CK

To masturbate in front of women

I Louis CK'd a couple of fat bitches last night

Louis CK by JakeLeafs November 11, 2017

Louis CK

The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.

Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!

Louis CK by Willimus November 14, 2017

Louis CK (Verb) 

Slang term for pulling out your penis and masturbating in front of an unwilling person.

"Do you ladies want to come back to my hotel room to hang out? Haha, I just want to have some drinks and chat more. I'm not going to Louis CK (Verb) you or anything."

Louis CK (Verb) by JCR1987 November 10, 2017