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Louis C.K. 

One of the world's greatest comedians. He is the world's greatest comedian and if you don't agree, then you have no sense of humor. He makes the funniest jokes and we can all relate to them, well, most of them ;)
guy 1 : "Dewd, i just saw dane cook at the theatre last friday and he was hysterical!!!!"
guy 2: "Louis C.K. is way better.This is why they say don't drink while pregnant"

guy 1: "your retarded. Dane cook rules."

guy 2: "if you had a sense of humor and a brain, which you obviously don't, you'd realize how dumb you sound. Louis C.K. is much better. go away."
Louis C.K. by urb15 February 24, 2009

Louis C.K. 

(verb) to completely strip naked in front of a woman and start masturbating
Can you believe what Nathan did? He Louis C.K.’d Maggie and she didn’t say anything about it for 10 years.
Louis C.K. by jerseymike99 April 20, 2018

louis ck'ed 

"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.
Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chick last night! She didn't know what was coming!"

Man2: "that's crazy! Was she down?"

Man1: "well she didn't really say yes but she didn't say no! That's for sure?"
louis ck'ed by Snoop_ah_loop November 11, 2017
When you politely ask a group of women if you can pull out your penis, regardless of their answer you get naked and masterbate to completion.
I louis ck’d some bitches last night, I think they were into it.
Louis ck by Caffing November 10, 2017
I Louis CK'd a couple of fat bitches last night
Louis CK by JakeLeafs November 11, 2017
The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
Louis CK by Willimus November 14, 2017

Louis CK (Verb) 

Slang term for pulling out your penis and masturbating in front of an unwilling person.
"Do you ladies want to come back to my hotel room to hang out? Haha, I just want to have some drinks and chat more. I'm not going to Louis CK (Verb) you or anything."
Louis CK (Verb) by JCR1987 November 10, 2017
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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