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Lotje is the most kind en cutest girl in the world. She cares deeply for her friends, family and mostly animals. She is a dog lover in her bones. Everyone who knows Lotje, loves her and wants to be with her.
Lotje is thé cutest
Lotje by liesjelang November 21, 2021
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NBA Lottery 

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013
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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
Lotte is a nice, Beautiful and all-around positive girl. She is someone you will always want to keep close to your heart. She comes across sassy and shy at first, but once you really get to know her you will never stop talking. She has gorgeous, lushes, silky hair. Needless to say, she has the best sense of humour and is the smartest girl in town! If you don't already, go get yourself a Lotte. But if you piss her the F*** off just know she won't be talking to you anytime soon.
Guy 1: Who's that stunning girl over there
Guy 2: She's Lotte
Guy 1: A Lotte? Better go shoot my chance with her.
Lotte by Bye_Felecia November 20, 2019

Ghetto Lottery

1) Cheap Scratch Off Tickets 2) Low life individual who usually resides in Public housing or historically ghetto community with a documented arrest record getting shot by the po-lice . The family of these scumbags would typically consult with a lowlife lawyer and in turn sue the city for at least 10 million dollars. The individual is either dead or a paraplegic at this point, but individual's family is now assured a high quality life.
Tyrone : Ma I got shot 25x by the po po, I swears all I did was not drop my realistically looking gun like object when they ordered me to.

Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!

ghetto lottery

Blacks making a lot of money by suing someone or some company or authority alleging racism.
The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.
ghetto lottery by Bangalore guy March 2, 2011

nigger lottery 

When a black person dies and the surviving family members get rich off the lawsuit that they file.
"After Jamal got shot by the cops. His mom hit the nigger lottery, when she sued the city."
nigger lottery by bigscottlarock February 26, 2008
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