lollerbating
lollerbating by grunyo August 25, 2008
Words you can keep
Loverbating
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance
Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance
Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming
Johnny:.... :O)
Loverbating by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009
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loiterbating
noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.
loiterbating by da bombbater June 18, 2011
lollerskating
When you skate lol'ering with lollerskates on. Whether its on ice or anywhere else it does not matter. Other examples include riding lollercoasters or driving a roflcopter.
lollerskating by felix May 5, 2005
Lollerbation
Excessive use of the meme language known as Leet (Leetspeak, Eleet, I33t, 1337, whatever), especially variations of "LOL".
Aaron: OMG, n00b, check out theez awesome lolcats!
Erin: Lollerskates!
Arin: Roflcopters, d00d.
Airen: T0tal pwnage!
Air In: You better not be rickrolling me now, ROFLMAO!!!
Voice from television public service broadcast: Recent studies indicate that excessive lollerbation can lead to loneliness, severe depression and hairy palms.
Erin: Lollerskates!
Arin: Roflcopters, d00d.
Airen: T0tal pwnage!
Air In: You better not be rickrolling me now, ROFLMAO!!!
Voice from television public service broadcast: Recent studies indicate that excessive lollerbation can lead to loneliness, severe depression and hairy palms.
Lollerbation by Whordley Wordsmithson, Esq. March 7, 2009
Losterbating
The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.
"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
Losterbating by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008
Lofterbating
I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.
Lofterbating by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005
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A)
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B)
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