Loserpa

A mythical animal that only exists in two regions of the world (USA and Russia). A combination of Los and Nerpa, this animal makes great sounds, is very cute, and eats a lot of blini.

Did you meet Irina? She is such a Loserpa.
Oh, really?

Nooooooooooo (Yes)

by loserpa1 September 17, 2019

Loserpaloserville

The place where the biggest losers in the world live

The population of loserpaloserville is one. The only resident is Lordserious.

by ZachB2 June 4, 2018

Losername

A Username that is really really dorky, gay, or utterly faggoty.
Used mostly in Online games.

For example:
naruto_uzimaki7
darkdragon666
football2008
dark_leaf_ninja69
emo_sk8er_boy
etc....

naruto_uzimaki7: hey guys

Other kid: Shut up you have a Losername

by Bradford J Soriano December 21, 2008

Loserpool

A football club that never wins anything. Legend has it that they used to be called the Liverpool Foosball Club or something along those lines.

Dude1: Liverpool Fc is the greatest club in the history of not just Earth, but also Mars! They won the galactic Champions league a billion times in the 80s! YNWA!! NEXT YEAR WILL BE OUR YEAR!!
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you Loserpool fan. You'll never win anything.

by Chooeysooares August 10, 2017

loserfacetown

Loserfacetown is the place where a loserface would live. Generally, the person inhabits this area when he or she loses a wiki race both mentally and physically.

Person S: "Let's wiki race. Start at whiteboard and end at Niagara Falls."

Person M: "You're on!"

-moments later-

Person M: "Ha! I got to Niagara Falls first. You live in loserfacetown."

And that's when the population would be considered 1.

by iWin January 26, 2008

LoserBator

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.

Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Loverpants

An adjective used to describe someone when they are being more loving than usual towards someone or something.

Usually used to describe a guy, whereas, the synonym, loverskirts, is used to describe a woman.

Can also be used as a shortened version, lpants.

synonym (interchangable in the same context)- loverskirts, a female who is being more loving than usual towards someone or something.

loverpants example:

chick: ''Hey babe, I'm getting up to get some water, do you need anything?''

guy: "...Nope...just you darling, hurry back so I can cuddle you babey!"

chick: "Awwww.... hunny! You're being such a loverpants today! I like it!"

synonym example, loverskirts:

chick: ''daddy, I miss you so much, I cant wait to see you tonight and give you millions and bagillions of hugs and kissies and all sorts of lovins'!''

guy: ''Aww sugarpop, you're being my lil loverskirts today!''

by BABW's mommy and daddy January 21, 2010