lospollos

Chubby 35 year old pathological liar that hasn’t streamed in over 3 months due to his large mass preventing him but getting up out of bed, the only thing that excites him is cheese curds and gambling. He’s also 5’3.

Damn lospollos sure is a lazy greaseball

by Ahvroo June 15, 2023

LosPollos Special

The act of kicking an uncircumcised man’s schlong until the cheese turns to cream, then giving that man a blowjob, creating an emulsion of cum and cheese once the man finishes. To be served as a dipping sauce.

Namesake: Wad did this at a party with another man in 19’

Person 1: Chad did a LosPollos Special at Derek’s Party
Person 2: No way, I should have went

by Lancerhandle August 24, 2025

The Lospollos

When you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy style

"I ran Lospollos on my girlfriend last night"
"He had The Lospollos ran on him"

by TheyLoveKasumi July 4, 2025

LosPollosTV

The 4’8” massive who gained fame from the Twitch streaming community. Most known for his bizarre bromance for rapper Drake and basketball player LeBron James. Appears to have no sense of urgency as he regularly tweet’s,” stream in 5,” only to fall asleep and fire up 3 hours later, or the next day. His supporters are still waiting for a 2 year delayed documentary as he preaches,“ 6 pack by summer,” for 3 consectutive summers.

Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: Fuck you fat ass bitch
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!

LosPollosTV: “Fuck you fat ass bitch”... literally every stream I fire up just to entertain you guys and I get insulted constantly. No one streams just to get constantly attacked bro. I’m out dude.

by DiamondPull November 22, 2018

lospollostv

Twitch.tv streamer who plays NBA 2k games and spends large sums of money on virtual cards only to lose many of the matchups he plays in. On top of losing many games, his constant "welching" has earned him a bad reputation within the twitch community. In real life, Louis (4 ft 11 3/4 inches) spends much of his day sleeping and "going to the gym."

Trey: yO, do you think Lospollostv will stream tonight?
Nick: No, that tater tit, melon head, greasy, obeej meej with a small purple pickle is going to welch us again.

Joey: OpieOP My height is 4'11" OpieOP in this chat I weigh the most OpieOP you guessed it right OpieOP my name is Los OpieOP

by NIDWIW 😂🤘 March 18, 2017

lospollostv

Very small overweight streamer who welches his stream and thinks drake is the next 2pac

Bobbysack: Lospollostv is a very fat man
Los: BLOCKED

by Cucucillutsplau March 19, 2017

Los Pollos Hermanos

The Chicken Brothers in Spanish.
Also the restaurant chain owned by Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.

Los Pollos Hermanos is the owned by Druglord Gus Fring.

by IronMeteorite August 17, 2018