Lorena Bobbit
Lorena Bobbit by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie
When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job
The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
Lorena Bobbit Blow Job by Kristentacle March 15, 2011
The Lorena Bobbit
A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019
Lorena Bobbitt
An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.
1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.
2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
Lorena Bobbitt by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
Lorena Bobbitt
Lorena Bobbitt by Nick D April 5, 2003
Lorena Bobbitt
That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006
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