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A lorden is a short individual who likes to smoke a lot. Gets along great with anyone and is always willing to make new friends. He is kind, sweet and has the looks! Lordens are always ready to throw a good party! Usually blonde but sometimes brunette. You can talk about anything with a lorden and you can trust they will keep the information to themselves! If you find a lorden never let them leave your side!
Hannah: wow I think imma head to lordens tonight! Sounds like it’ll be fun!
Sarah: yeah I should come too! I head it’s always a blast over there!

Becky: yeah! Lorden is a great friend! I hope I never lose him as a friend!
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the funniest person you will ever meet. definitely the most wholesome person out there. Aside from being the best looking, 100000/10 in terms of character. Definitely wouldn't regret meeting this girl. She makes it too easy for you to be proud of her
loreen likes munggo a flipino dish
loreen by $hanghai June 8, 2021
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Latin/European. Lorena’s are usually very bubbly and energetic. Really artsy and creative and has a very unique taste in music. Can roast you till you’re a pile of burnt ashes on the floor. She is very loyal and always has your back. Super affectionate to those she loves. Lorena’s often have a very dirty humour and everything seems funny to her. Lorena’s also have some insecurities that she doesnt like to talk about. She can be very distant and depressed at times but tries to hide it from others so they don’t worry. Lorena’s usually have beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorena is very smart and can make any guy fall for her. Lorena’s are really good at keeping secrets and always know how to comfort her friends. She is super loving and very flirtatious with her loved one. Make sure to never let go of a Lorena because chances are you’ll regret it very much after.
Guy1: That girl is so cute!
Guy2: yeah, that’s lorena

Lorenzo Berkshire 

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.
Lorenzo Berkshire by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

Lorenz Los Banos 

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.
When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.
Lorenz Los Banos by LDesiel October 3, 2007
Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.
You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..

Lorenzo’s a god at sports

Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
Lorenzo by kookiekutter May 24, 2019
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