Loominy

a large spherical object placed atop a mans head after which he is forced to kick off with his feet this is normally done partially or compleatly naked

Person1 "Ouch my face!" Person2 "That's Loominy for you"

by Captin McYoodlestein May 2, 2008

loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

loominarty

Loominarty is the term people often use when they want to use the word “Illuminati” however are afraid of addressing them directly incase they are found out by real Illuminati ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I think that's the Illuminati symbol."
"Shh, don't say that, say Loominarty or else they will find you and wipe your existence from the internet"
(Silence)
"Oh god no plz come back to me"

by airaze :3 November 10, 2014

Looming

A transcendental state achieved when listening to My bloody valentine or other shoegaze/dream pop bands

I listened to so much loomer by mbv i entered a state of looming

by DedicatedLoomer September 24, 2023

looming

When the moment takes you and you feel connected to everything around you, the whole world feels happy and sad at the same time, its so much goodness though, you're thinking of nothing at all but also experiencing it all in its entirety!

*sitting on the end of a pier with your mates looking out at the stars and the moon on the ocean at 2am in silence.

"What would you call us doing that back there?"

"Duude", we were just looming out!"

"Yeh man, it was magnificent"

by wanderman July 19, 2014

Loomined

1) Putting one's self into a position to become the point of mockery and abuse by being a total bitch.

"You might wanna relocate if you plan on getting Loomined again."

by Todd "The Icon" Loomin September 27, 2004

Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013