relocate 

Stealing, but trying to avoid the negative connotations that come with that word.

There are certain ways to relocate the software you want.

relocate by 88 Fingers McGee July 8, 2009

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program by Train, L July 1, 2009

relocation code 

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.

The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".

relocation code by happyguy49 August 3, 2009

relocators 

words in a definition of a dictionary that you do not no the meaning of. Naturally resulting in a search for those words,or a relocation of a part in the dictionary.

Buddy: I was looking up the word 'Elaborate'. The definition was: Planned or executed with painstaking attention to numerous parts or details.
2. Intricate and rich in detail.' I found four relocators.

Guy: What were they?

Buddy: Numerous, Painstaking, Intricate, and with.

relocators by Giovanni Mann May 28, 2008

Rehocate 

When you have to move because you are embarassed that your neighbors have seen too many different men come and go from your apartment over time.

Re-ho-cate
I have to rehocate because my neighbors think I'm a slut

Rehocate by M@ary December 9, 2008

used-food relocation centre 

The arse.

Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.

used-food relocation centre by Zonal K October 1, 2019

Anal relocation 

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

Anal relocation by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004