Loomined 

1) Putting one's self into a position to become the point of mockery and abuse by being a total bitch.

"You might wanna relocate if you plan on getting Loomined again."

Loomined by Todd "The Icon" Loomin September 27, 2004

loomine 

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

loomine by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Loomised 

A really hot blond chic you have a one night stand with in California, she ignores you for a year, then starts stalking you in incessantly.

"Dude, this chic keeps calling me, but I havn't seen her in over year. We only slept together once."

"Sounds like your getting Loomised."

Loomised by railxroad January 4, 2012