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N. A loutard is somebody who acts annoying and cannot stop being annoying even after repeated attempts of telling him to stop the annoying behavior.
"Louis STOP IT! Dammit I said stop it you loutard, you're being annoying! I told you to stop pressing that button!"
Loutard by voltairect September 6, 2008
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A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
loltard by craigD September 3, 2008
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A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006
Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.
-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...
Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010
The word is derived from the combination of the words loser, and retard. Where a person is defined as a loser, who may in fact be retarded.
Man you're so lutarded.
lutard by Man-in-the-box October 9, 2004
A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life
Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.
lobtard by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Loptarded 

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.
Loptarded by I Like Bread May 15, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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