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A game played amongst men where you throw an object at another man's mid section at a respectable pace, and yell "Lonis", giving the person time to react to protect themselves.
When we were drunk last night, we decided to start playing Lonis and I do not have very good reflexes, hence I can no longer have children.
Lonis by AlphaSigLonis February 11, 2010
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lokisexual 

- I hate men.

- Because you’re lokisexual.
lokisexual by undowires December 30, 2020
Related Words
Lonisha • lonishae • Lonisloth • Lonissa • lonisy • loni • Lois • lenis • loins • lois griffin

light of my life, fire of my loins 

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".
She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.
A very wise, smart and observant young lady. Always on her shit! Extremely beautiful. She has been hurt a lot so she chooses not to trust anyone. Not easily influenced or manipulated. Very humble. Very independent. She is goofy around close friends but is very shy to the unknown. If you ever hang out with Lenisha you'll never be bored. Hates disappointment and rejection. A very supportive friend. Loves hard. A lover not a fighter but will beat a bitch ass. Realer than real.
“Lenisha is my ride or die”
Lenisha by Ñiñi June 17, 2019
Lois is a beautiful girl who deserves a lot , she is caring , loving , creative and had the best personality, she loves cuddles and is as sweet as candy , she is the most beautiful person ever and if you ever meet a Lois NEVER LET GO OF THEM
I friggin love Lois
Lois by Danceee May 18, 2018
Lois is the most beautiful, smart, intelligent girl ever. She is cool, popular and loyal to her friends. She can be egotistical and unforgiving, but once you get her, she’s yours forever. If she stays in contact with you, you mean something to her. Lois notices more than she says, and is good at reading emotions. She is AMAZING!
“Hey, who’s your crush?”
“Lois”
“No way! Mine too!?
Lois by Hayleyxx November 4, 2019
Hot, pretty, funny, popular, amazing girl.
"WOOOWWWWW SHE'S GOOD LOOKING"

"Well duh! That is Lanisha"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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