Lonisloth 

any refrence to someone who is slow, has no athletic abilities, and shaves his uni-brow. An extreme annoyence

Hey scope the Lonisloth, he shaved the uni again.

Lonisloth, Leave!

Lonisloth by Dontarious May 5, 2005

logslothian 

of or pertaining to a logan and sloth mated mixture.. he is slow on foot but it is compensated by his swift ability to swarm the roofs of the nigerian treetops.. or coastal urban areas. one of the rarest breads of mammals and is noted to be only sited in the californian areas mingling amongst the crowds. exxesive masturbaters and loves beastiality as he himself is half animal. if frustrated the logslothian is known to go on massive rage sesions and go rampage on anything that angered his tiny nerval system...

logslothian!!!!! shouted grant.. come down from that treehouse so we can circle jerk........

logslothian by jew unit July 3, 2008

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag 

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

Loincloth

A garment, usually consisting of a single piece of cloth, worn around the hips and covering the groin area. Traditionally worn in regions of the world with a hot climate. Found throughout North and South America, Africa and Asia. Different types of loincloth vary of course; loincloths worn by Indians in North America were often of leather, the Aztecs made theirs from a cotton-like cloth made from cactus fiber. In Japan, all classes once wore loincloths, the farmers wore theirs as outer wear while wading in the rice paddies, and the nobles wore theirs as underwear, under their bakama (loose-fitting trousers) and kimono.

The loincloth was made from pressed cactus fiber cloth.

Loincloth by the birds and trees October 4, 2007

logslothian 

of or pertaining to a logan and sloth mated mixture.. he is slow on foot but it is compensated by his swift ability to swarm the roofs of the nigerian treetops.. or coastal urban areas. one of the rarest breads of mammals and is noted to be only sited in the californian areas mingling amongst the crowds. exxesive masturbaters and loves beastiality as he himself is half animal. if frustrated the logslothian is known to go on massive rage sesions and go rampage on anything that angered his tiny nerval system...

logslothian!!!!! shouted grant.. come down from that treehouse so we can circle jerk........

logslothian by jew unit July 3, 2008

reverse loincloth 

Wearing riding chaps or alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover everything but. Applicable to both genders.

When he came home from work last night, I decided to surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some lit candles.

reverse loincloth by notwing July 20, 2010

Loincloth

Worn by the Yaoi Queen, Lady Boy Valvados, bringer of Yaoi and messiah of mirth.
Made of silk that ticlkes the groin and other naughty places. You could be next.

Valvados stripped his loincloth of laugther, for all the world to see the little man he be and put on a silken garm to address all of thee.
With this new loincloth that tickles the heart, it tickles the soul, not to mention little ye.
Book of Yaoist Iori, verse 23 of the Yaoi Bible.

Loincloth by Princess Pudding Pops Chester May 17, 2004