Lonisloth
any refrence to someone who is slow, has no athletic abilities, and shaves his uni-brow. An extreme annoyence
Lonisloth by Dontarious May 5, 2005
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logslothian
of or pertaining to a logan and sloth mated mixture.. he is slow on foot but it is compensated by his swift ability to swarm the roofs of the nigerian treetops.. or coastal urban areas. one of the rarest breads of mammals and is noted to be only sited in the californian areas mingling amongst the crowds. exxesive masturbaters and loves beastiality as he himself is half animal. if frustrated the logslothian is known to go on massive rage sesions and go rampage on anything that angered his tiny nerval system...
logslothian by jew unit July 3, 2008
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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag
something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!
Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
Loincloth
A garment, usually consisting of a single piece of cloth, worn around the hips and covering the groin area. Traditionally worn in regions of the world with a hot climate. Found throughout North and South America, Africa and Asia. Different types of loincloth vary of course; loincloths worn by Indians in North America were often of leather, the Aztecs made theirs from a cotton-like cloth made from cactus fiber. In Japan, all classes once wore loincloths, the farmers wore theirs as outer wear while wading in the rice paddies, and the nobles wore theirs as underwear, under their bakama (loose-fitting trousers) and kimono.
Loincloth by the birds and trees October 4, 2007
logslothian
of or pertaining to a logan and sloth mated mixture.. he is slow on foot but it is compensated by his swift ability to swarm the roofs of the nigerian treetops.. or coastal urban areas. one of the rarest breads of mammals and is noted to be only sited in the californian areas mingling amongst the crowds. exxesive masturbaters and loves beastiality as he himself is half animal. if frustrated the logslothian is known to go on massive rage sesions and go rampage on anything that angered his tiny nerval system...
logslothian by jew unit July 3, 2008
reverse loincloth
Wearing riding chaps or alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover everything but. Applicable to both genders.
When he came home from work last night, I decided to surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some lit candles.
reverse loincloth by notwing July 20, 2010
Loincloth
Worn by the Yaoi Queen, Lady Boy Valvados, bringer of Yaoi and messiah of mirth.
Made of silk that ticlkes the groin and other naughty places. You could be next.
Made of silk that ticlkes the groin and other naughty places. You could be next.
Valvados stripped his loincloth of laugther, for all the world to see the little man he be and put on a silken garm to address all of thee.
With this new loincloth that tickles the heart, it tickles the soul, not to mention little ye.
Book of Yaoist Iori, verse 23 of the Yaoi Bible.
With this new loincloth that tickles the heart, it tickles the soul, not to mention little ye.
Book of Yaoist Iori, verse 23 of the Yaoi Bible.
Loincloth by Princess Pudding Pops Chester May 17, 2004
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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