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longbeachgriffy 

"Hey dad, did you see the new longbeachgriffy video"

"I AM NOT YOUR DAD"
longbeachgriffy by KeplerA7 December 22, 2018

longbeard 

An older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.
He's a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.
longbeard by SwimmingNaked March 7, 2012

longbeard 

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard
I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.
longbeard by Whackmaster December 28, 2007
A cheap type of terrible tasting tobacco smoke brand in Australia, most common amongst 'bogans'.
Arghhh, why did I have to spend all my money on grog.. again, guess ill have a pack of longbeaches
Longbeach by Master-Colac June 19, 2010

longbear 

being that having a large 'member' and it being hairy like a bear
girl 1:yo, check out the longbear on that guy
girl2:*drooling* but thats alot of hair too i wonder how big it is without the hair
longbear by THE longbear March 1, 2009

Longbeach’D

When you see a friend that moved to Long Beach after not seeing them for sometime made a complete 180 and is almost unrecognizable… the hair is now braided he now refers to everyone as “shlatt”he bought a 1000 grill and rides around on a hover board in the year 2022.
That ni**a got Longbeach’D

Honey did you see that man that was incredibly long-beached
Longbeach’D by Caplo November 10, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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