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Long Dirt Road 

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances
He lives down a long dirt road.
Long Dirt Road by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Long Dirt Road 

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.
Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"
Long Dirt Road by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

erica's long and dirty ice tea 

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

Dirty long jon 

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.
Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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