LOS-AOS's definitions

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017