Long ting

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A phrase used to describe something that:

a) Takes a long time
b) Is tedious or stressful
c) Doesn't interest you

Originates from London.

a)
Guy 1: Shall we walk to College?
Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting

b)
Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow.
Guy 2: That's a long ting.

c)
Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting

Long ting by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

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long ting

a situation that's tedious and stressfull

A)next man's fone's off
B)long ting

long ting by liberty September 18, 2003

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Long Ting

Sumthin Dat Takes A Long Tym To Do Or U Dont Relli Wanna Do

Boy: Wanna Go To Shop
Mate: Nah Man Dats A Long Ting

Boy: Wanna Help Me Babysit
Mate: Nah Datz A Long Ting Blud

Long Ting by Duble M Blud June 5, 2009

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long ting tiraid

It is a Englsih term for long ting, or thats long.

Boy1: "Yo were going down West fam."
Boy2: "Ahh you man are on some long ting tiraid."

long ting tiraid by Vypes April 26, 2009

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long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

long ting gash by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

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A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

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"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"

originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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