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A phrase used to describe something that:

a) Takes a long time
b) Is tedious or stressful
c) Doesn't interest you

Originates from London.
a)
Guy 1: Shall we walk to College?
Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting

b)
Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow.
Guy 2: That's a long ting.

c)
Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting
by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

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Slang term from being on your own.
Looks like im on my ones then...
by DaveG217 September 05, 2006

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English slang word for Tomato Ketchup
*Damn, I spilled Tommy K everywhere
by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.
*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

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Someone fat or overweight
*Look at that chudder!
*I saw a proper chudder waiting for bares at KFC!
by DaveG217 April 04, 2006

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Fighting with no weapons, fist to fist.
Flip a coin, 50-50, When the guns go away you're gonna have to fist to fist me. - Kano.

I didn't have my knife so I had to go fist to fist with that cracker.
by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

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