Ones

Slang term from being on your own.

Looks like im on my ones then...

by DaveG217 September 05, 2006

0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Tommy K

English slang word for Tomato Ketchup

*Damn, I spilled Tommy K everywhere

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Air cadet

A phrase used to describe someone who chats air
Similar to Wasteman

"It's kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet" - JME

by DaveG217 July 11, 2007

Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Chudder

Someone fat or overweight

*Look at that chudder!
*I saw a proper chudder waiting for bares at KFC!

by DaveG217 April 23, 2006