Long Story Long 

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.

Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow

Long Story Long by MaddWopp February 4, 2022

Short story long 

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

Short story long by adk132 December 8, 2009

it's a long story 

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

it's a long story by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004

Long Story Short 

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details

I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!

Long Story Short by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008

long story short 

Something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to nobody except the storyteller.

(Fifteen minutes of droning blather). Long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)

long story short by acidnoir July 23, 2010

Long Story Short 

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.

After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!

Long Story Short by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018

It's a Long Story 

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

It's a Long Story by me218 September 25, 2008