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Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Lonestar illusions 

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

lodestar 

Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
lodestar by Joe Sar September 5, 2018

lonestarvoid 

Im in desperate need of the lonestarvoid method 🙏 need to pull some bitches
lonestarvoid by Devaint#4074 October 28, 2021

Lonestar 

The international beer of Texas. Commonly consumed by teenagers.
"Drink Lonestar or commit treason"

Texas Lonestars 

Texas Lonestars is a group of young women at the University of Texas dedicated to the three pillars of service, spirit, and sisterhood.

As our founders created it, Lonestars is an organization of bold, unique, and inspirational young women. Perhaps, what sets us apart from other organizations is the amazing relationships you will form with every member of our organization. In addition to forming life-long bonds with the other Lonestars, you will also have the opportunity to meet and network with a variety of new people all over campus. Through our many social activities, including: mixers with other organizations, Date Dash, Formal, Crush, and Boat Party, your social calendar will be full!

There is no exact formula of what a Lonestar should be, besides genuine, and these are the girls we strive to find.

Texas Lonestars provides a home away from home for its members. As our motto goes, “I didn’t come to college to meet my husband. I came to meet my bridesmaids.” We are an organization of not just UT students, but of best friends. We work hard, play hard—but most importantly we support each other through everything.
Wow! Look at her, classy and genuine, she must be a part of Texas Lonestars!
Texas Lonestars by TEXAS013 August 28, 2011