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Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.

The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.

The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.

The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.

Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.

There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
by Jimmithy October 19, 2004

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N. A congenital, often hereditary skin disease marked by dry, thickened, scaly skin. Also called fishskin disease. This disease is very rare, and has no current cure, only treatments.

See Harlequin Fetus.
A friend I know has a certain form of ichthyosis, and the other kids call him "Fishskin."
by Jimmithy October 21, 2004

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An awesome song by The Ramones
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Sitting here in queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope
by jimmithy December 21, 2003

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Arzen is the only gay mod at GAT City. He's that FunkO Tronic leopard.
Arzen is a queer fellow... Get it! Queer..... Maybe you don't...

*walks out of thread*
by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

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Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.
JebusCrife is makeing the GAT RPG.
by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

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Lonestarr is the coolest guy at GAT City. He makes mad sprites for the GAT RPG. JebusCrife is the person making the RPG.
Yeah man, I gave Lonestarr +rep for making my sprite, which was awesome.

:cool:
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n, A famed monster that is entirly made out of teeth. The tooth fairy sells all of her teeth to the Boogie Man, and then he pollishes them, and adds them to himself, and to his collection...
"Eric, the Boogie Man isn't real... Is he???"
by Jimmithy January 26, 2004

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