lodestar
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
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Lodestar
When you're an atheist who gets anal raped so ridiculously hard from a Catholic priest that it's lifelong traumatic and causes you to hate all Christians.
Catty McGee was anal raped so ridiculously hard that it left her with an irrational hatred towards Christianity and a destroyed rectum. She was lodestar'd.
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Tactical Lodestar
The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.
Tactical Lodestar by OG Mudpipe September 8, 2018
Lonestar Saloon
The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.
Lonestar Saloon by Big Dirt April 3, 2013
Lonestar illusions
An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.
Lonestar illusions by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010
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Lonestar by fuckyallimfromtexas July 7, 2009