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Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
Lonely Nights by Roy Berto May 13, 2012
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Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
Lonely Nights by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight
Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Lonely Night 

when you get booted offline on a console
John i’m finna give you a lonely night.
Lonely Night by buttmaker October 24, 2020

Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.
I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...
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