Londonesia 

A word that describes the careless and unlawful act that Indonesians (specifically the Jakartans) do while being in London. First it is widely known that Indonesians are not accustomed to rules and regulations (sadly). Running traffic lights, being 2 hours late for a meeting, getting on or stopping public busses (or public transportations for that matter) anywhere on the streets (not on bus stops or the designated spots), never to understand the queuing system, having more than 3 people on a motorcycle (often a family of 5), not to mention jaywalking, u-turning illegally, driving under the influence, and a million other traffic violations and simplified bureaucracy; when done in London, it is described as the act of Londonesia.

I just parked in front of Buckingham Palace to quickly take a selfie with the palace in the background is very Londonesia.

Trying to flirt then bribe the bus driver to stop in front of the restaurant where I am meeting my friends instead of at the bus stop is so Londonesia.

Insisting to get an ashtray from the waiter/bartender at a restaurant/club so I can smoke a cigarette indoor is a Londonesian thing to do.

Londonesia by 123rian October 14, 2014

Londonsick

1. to be missing London while one is away

2. sypmtoms often associated with those of homesickness- but does not require one to have permanently resided in London

3. sometimes, but not always, a result of wanderlust

4. an incesant, inexplicable need to return to the the city on the Thames

5. pure. simple. sanity.

She sat alone, sipping her tea, feeling so Londonsick it was almost unbearable.

Londonsick by MyOhMichael April 15, 2010

londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)

London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.

londonistan by esra August 23, 2005

LondonScammer 

Ima LondonScammer i see it i want it i click it

Shit ro hesa londonscammer ask him for the ps5

LondonScammer by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 7, 2021

Londonese

Adj; Something pertaining to London

"Man you speak such broad Londonese, I can't understand you"

"I pulled some Londonese bird last night"

Londonese by Lwlc February 3, 2007

londonianese

An idiot from London who thinks that they are the best but they truly know that the mancunians are the best. They have a posh accent that say grarse instead of grass. They cant talk properly with their accent so no one really knows what they are saying. This makes it easier for people to bully them.

The mancunians have a better accent that the londonianese

londonianese by bsang11 April 10, 2023

londonerianese 

these man's can't speak for their life. they say 'grarse' instead of grass and have the proper most annoying accent bruv makes you wanna slap them over the head proper.

ffs look at that londonerianese proper rank

londonerianese by d.s.123 April 8, 2023