Londonese

Adj; Something pertaining to London

"Man you speak such broad Londonese, I can't understand you"

"I pulled some Londonese bird last night"

Londonese by Lwlc February 3, 2007

Londonsick

1. to be missing London while one is away

2. sypmtoms often associated with those of homesickness- but does not require one to have permanently resided in London

3. sometimes, but not always, a result of wanderlust

4. an incesant, inexplicable need to return to the the city on the Thames

5. pure. simple. sanity.

She sat alone, sipping her tea, feeling so Londonsick it was almost unbearable.

Londonsick by MyOhMichael April 15, 2010

londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)

London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.

londonistan by esra August 23, 2005

Londoner

Someone who was born and raised in the English capital city that is London. More than not, often associated with people hailing from more central and well known areas such as Wesminster, it does often include people from the West, East, North and South suburbs though.

If you are a cockney, you are a Londoner, but if you are a Londoner, you do not have to be a cockney.

Person 1: "Are you a Londoner?"

Person 2: "I live in Ealing, so yeah I am. Are you?"

Person 1: "I live on the outskirts, techinally in Hertfordshire but I would say I'm a Londoner."

Person 2: "No. No you're not."

Londoner by a m y // May 11, 2006

Londoner

Someone who lives in London.

Londoner by Paul August 17, 2003

Rule of New Londons

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.

"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."

Rule of New Londons by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006

LondonScammer 

Ima LondonScammer i see it i want it i click it

Shit ro hesa londonscammer ask him for the ps5

LondonScammer by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 7, 2021