Loman 

A loman is a singular female who likes to touch other women and kiss other women even when they claim to be straight

Look at that loman over there

Loman by The best words ever made April 26, 2025

Loman Bezanson 

A very muscular human being with a long thick cock that females come from all around standing in line to experience there sexual desires and abilities to have mind blowing orgasms.

I can't wait to have Loman Bezanson again.

Loman Bezanson by K fun February 4, 2010

Loman Syndrome 

an attitude of behavior found in senior citizens who—wanting to retain control of their own life as an adult— strongly refuse aid and assistance, often that of which is actually necessary

His mother's overtly physical reluctance at the idea of her being in a retirement home showed blatantly that she was suffering through Loman Syndrome.

Loman Syndrome by o23gfh August 4, 2025

willy loman 

from the book and movie "Death of a salesman". it is a rare condition of the brain which affects speech and muscle movements...such as shouting randomly at people and nobody sometimes and then forgetting what you were on about. also it can lead to keeping strict accounts and saying "im keeping strict accounts charlie" over and over again to someone not called charlie. side affects may include throttling of random people for no reason.

Person 1: I averaged 170 dollars a week...

Person 2:You never did...

Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1

Person 3:Your such a willy loman

willy loman by casparnickjordanryan January 19, 2008

Lindsay LoMan 

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.

"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"

Lindsay LoMan by stenzo. September 24, 2007

Joey loman 

loves nugget porn and has a Kurt Cobain conspiracy involving JFK and Hitler being a transgender pretending to be Cobain's wife and inventing the 360 no scope

Joey loman - "there goes joey with his tinfoil hat"

Joey loman by pog119 February 17, 2021

Logan Grimes 

Australian college student and youtuber aka soundcloud rapper (see “J. Grimes”) . Notorious for his terrible music and crazy hair. he makes YouTube videos about the crazy shit he does as He’s prone to criminal versatility and shows no remorse for his reckless crimes, he may be beautiful but he’s no angel. Not much is known about his origin but he enjoys breaking the rules and is considered a 12 year old in an adult body. if Logan is mentioned anywhere usually crime or violence follows. please stay away from this guy if you value your sanity and soul

Girl 1: omg Tyler is so hot
Girl 2: he’s not Logan grimes though

Girl 1: ew you like Logan ?

Girl 2: hell yes! there’s just something so mysterious about him

Girl 1: well if you wanna end up a single mom with her baby daddy in jail then go for it

Girl 2: .........

Logan Grimes by Miss chaos queen June 10, 2021