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lomando

drug lords, love fat backwoods n pouring up wockhardt all day. FAt dabs low temp. COusin killed sum1 locked away 4 life #did12nowimout . Move pounds to get around yurd my oldest son Gabe will crack ya skull dont front bitch.
Yo u seee that boii over der he gon get lomando'd if he say some caka.
by Chrisditrapio November 20, 2017
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lomando.com

Lomando.com is a scary Japanese game played on a web browser.
The website or game is a scary story game. There many puzzles you need to solve and a lot of ways to die but there are also and ending so it’s pretty much a scary-Japanese-horror-website-game
James: Hey dude check out a game for would you? This game is a fun and interactive game! It’s called Lomando.com!
Alex: Sure, I will check it out later.
by Axleds January 24, 2021
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lomando.com

lomando.com is a Japanese horror game that can only be found on the internet and in my nightmares.

it may appear to be all cutesy-and stuff. but as soon as you click on the cat girl. the entire atmosphere changes. the objective of the game is to complete various puzzles and try not to piss your pants when you get jump scared. you finish the game when you reach the gallery.
I'm sure you don't need an example of lomando.com lol
by iwon'tgiveyoumynamefreak March 31, 2022
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A Loch Lomand

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
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go Lohando

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>
Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?
by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006
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lomano

someone randomly hands you 50 dollars. You reply to them, "wow, lomano!"
by chewy-deez January 29, 2006
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big black lomand

aron: JAY LOVES BIG BLACK LOMAND

kiki: why the fuck d'you call her big black lomand?

rhys: cause i have a boyfriend called big black raymond.

kiki: ah.
by bambina shanks November 8, 2009
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