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lolenka
:a young girl approximately 10-14 or just at the start of pubescence.
Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).
pl: lolenki
Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).
pl: lolenki
"Did you see that cute lolenka in church today? She will be absolutely beautiful in a few more years."
lolita russian devochka fräulein
lolita russian devochka fräulein
lolenka by Sonya_4002 November 28, 2009
lolfensive
A portmanteau of the acronym "lol" and the word "offensive." Used when something is undeniably funny, but in terribly bad taste.
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Nothing! You already told her twice."
"lolfensive."
"I don't know, what?"
"Nothing! You already told her twice."
"lolfensive."
lolfensive by sindex October 25, 2009
lolpenis
A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.
"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
Lolen
One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is so funny and so bright. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is hilarious, sweet, caring, loyal, kind, loving, fun, a little crazy at times, and one of a kind. Don't ever let her go. She can never be replaced
Lolen by Beaniepoos January 12, 2021
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