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lolbend = lol banned. It is used to laugh with someone that got banned from a forum/chat/game/...

The word became so popular that various other OIFY users are using it when someone gets banned.

As of 2007-12-18 the OIFY user Rambo_6 gave it a new meaning. It became the OIFY meme.
Snorki: n*gger.
Woutsie: lolbend ;)
lolbend by Woutsie January 8, 2009
Words you can keep
Lolbend is a contraction of Lol Banned.
however, it is also used as a no nonsense, no braincells reply to just about anything.
Example 1:
if someone is banned in a thread, all replies until the thread dies will be lolbend, despite all attempts at actual posting.

Example 2:
User1: "haha admin is dumb" *BANNED*
User2: "lolbend"
User3: "oh my god let this retarded fad die, just let it go."
lolbend by Bizurkur January 17, 2008
Related Words

Loltendo 64 

The expression lol taken to its natural extreme.
Person 1: "Look, that monkey is on fire!"

Person 2: "Loltendo 64!"
Loltendo 64 by Alex 'Future Boy'd October 12, 2006

lolgendary

Celebrity who the mainstream media lauds as being "legendary," when in reality, said person is actually laughable.
Look - it's the lolgendary frontman Axl Rose.
lolgendary by Sandeye January 7, 2011

Lollendemiter 

A term to beat the shit out of someone, like how you joke about beating the shit out of your friend.
he has such a lollendemitable face, if only we were alone right about now. I would so lollendimite him, his face would be broken

(Lollendemite- to beat the shit out of someone or something)

lollendemiter- A term to beat the shit out of someone, like how you joke about beating the shit out of your friend.

loh-len-de-mi-te
Lollendemiter by redicalburritomen October 9, 2022
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B)
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A)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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