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when u get shot in a videogame with a gun that shoots a lazer such as the spartan lazer in halo.
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YOU JUST GOT LOLAZER'D
Lolazer by man5100 November 16, 2009
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lolzersize 

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.
Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.
lolzersize by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010
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lolzerland 

The land of lolzer where everyone lols all day long. This is the utopia of lol.
A: i wish i was in lolzerland
B: LOL
A: yay i am in lolzerland!!! lol.
B.LOLZER
A:Lolmao
lolzerland by vampireghost April 4, 2009
To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.
My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.
Lolaser by MagicSuit September 2, 2010
The term lolzer was created as an alternative to the internet term "lol" meaning laugh out loud which is now considered overused by many people.

Lolzer can be used to acknowledge amusement at an object or an event in the same way as lol. It can be written, typed but is most popularly used in everyday spoken conversation.

It can also be used in a descriptive context.
e.g, when something funny happens one would exclaim "Thats a lolzer!"
In contrast when something that unamusing or serious happens it would be said that "That is not a lolzer"
Jim: "I was just reaching over to close the window and I tripped and face-planted on the windowsill."
Bob: "Thats a lolzer!"
Jim: "I think I might have broken my nose, it hurts pretty bad."
Bob: "Ah, ok. That is not a lolzer."

Kim: "My mum just phoned the house to ask me where I was?!"
Anna: "Lolzer!"
lolzer by Lolcatzer April 14, 2010
Person 1: Lolzer.
Person 2: You're a loser.
lolzer by cshin9 March 11, 2013
LAHLZUHERZ (lahl-zehr-z):
an exclamation used to express one's comic appreciation of something, generally a recent action or intangible idea.

Other acceptable spellings:
1. lahlzers
2. lolzerz(s)
3. LOLzerz(s)

Note
It is appropriate to occasionally drop the s or z at the end to lessen the intensity of the expression. The final degree of lessening the level of emotion (from "lolzer") is simply "lolz(s)." this is typically used to display almost a level of neutrality towards the previous comment, almost as if to simply acknowledge that it was said.
"I just shot myself in the face."
"Lolzers"

vs.

"Ouch I just stubbed my toe"
"Lolzer"

vs.

"Too bad we missed the game"
"Lolz"
lolzers by James and Will March 16, 2008
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