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To give an counterfeit appearance of capital- be it social or economic- via pictures, fake “hype” friends and bullshit stories

Shameless self-promotion due to a lack of personality, self-confidence and friends

Making yourself out to be something your not because of an inability to reach personal aspirations

Did you see that bitches mysapce? She completly lola'd that shit with the yacht and jet pics! I've known her since elementary school when she'd get dropped off in the family hotwheels.

Yo, that shit was lola'd. She had pictures of her in front of THEhotel, but I dropped that bitch of at the Ramada!

You can't trust that bitch, she's straight lola'd out, mein. She told me the other day she always chills with Jay, but meanwhile I saw her get kicked out of 40/40 last night after sneaking in the kitchen entrance.
lola'd by Mr. Shista August 31, 2006
Words you can keep
Lola'd
v. (to be Lola'd) to have experienced a miscarriage three or more times consecutively.
In her first year of marriage, Mrs Badeggs lost four babies. She had been well and truly Lola'd.
Source: Lola Badeggs, UK
Lola'd by Lola Badeggs August 28, 2008
Lola'd v. (to be Lola'd) to have experienced a miscarriage three or more times consecutively.

In her first year of marriage, Mrs Badeggs lost four babies. She had been well and truly Lola'd.
Lola'd by Lola Badeggs July 21, 2008

Lola Bunny'd 

when an anthro animal chick is given hella cleavage in a movie for no good reason
"bro did you see the girl fox in that new animal flick"
"oh yeah they Lola Bunny'd the shit outta her"
Lola Bunny'd by gothrat May 2, 2024

National Lola day 

A day that we celebrate people with the name “Lola”. Happens every august 4th
Someone: Its national Lola day. Time to spend my august 4th with some people named Lola!
National Lola day by Moon_804 October 3, 2021

Lola Dement Myers

The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.
This party isn't fun enough, we need a Lola Dement Myers

Sexy Lola Dance 

n. A dance of boast and seduction performed by a female vamp
(Derived from choreography vamp-ishly executed by the character Lola, a seductress pawn of the devil, originally set to the music of “a little brains, a little talent” in the Broadway musical Damn Yankees!)
Also commonly referred to as Lola Sexy Dance
1. That Ron Pickett does the Lola Sexy Dance a little to well; his ability to pull off feminine flare is unnerving and oddly transfixing.
2. Stop doing a Sexy Lola Dance your seducing me; you conceited pawn of the devil.
3. Damn! That PHAT sexy bitch is one dope MoFo, grind me off some of dat Lola Sexy Dance ho.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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