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1) LOL, JK - The 'textual communication' version of "Laughing Out Loud, Just Kidding". Popularly and incorrectly theorised to to actually mean "Laughing Out Loud, Joke"
1: Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen

2: gonna get drunkkkkkkkkkk this weekend!!!! LOL jk im muslim
LOL jk by Deej13 May 13, 2010
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the newest facebook group fad, probably started by the group "hey baby, wanna turn on cod? LOL jk, get back to the kitchen."

it'll fade soon enough, just like all the turban groups did.
I'd take a bullet for you, LOL jk that would hurt.

I love you, LOL jk you're an ugly cunt.

Would you like salt and vinegar with your chips sir? LOL jk I'm Chinese, SOL VINGA?!
LOL jk by Roxyblue May 11, 2010
The most popular abbreviations used on the internet.
Girl: Wow, you are so ugly!
Guy: Ouch :(
Girl: lol jk !!
lol jk by Jesse J.,., June 20, 2008
Something PewDiePie says when he gets caught doing something stupid. For regular people, it's used to express someone making a joke, then laughing and saying that they're kidding. It's usually a mean joke.
If I hear one more person on the Internet say "lol jk" after insulting me, I'm gonna scream!
lol jk by ThatLameGuy April 22, 2017
The ULTIMATE undo to ANY insult that somehow miraculously makes everything better.
Dan:your mom is such a fucker, Lol Jk
Lol Jk by MidNightMan510 April 12, 2020

LOL jk but seriously though 

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
when you want to take back something you said but you does not want it tone okword yuh dig
I poured boiling water on my newborn baby

jk lol
jk lol by imwhiteaf May 23, 2018
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