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the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

listering 

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
listering by Mandman November 5, 2017

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.
Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.
Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016

Love Loitering 

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
Love Loitering by podboy1971 November 14, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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