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the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

listering 

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
listering by Mandman November 5, 2017

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.
Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.
Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016

Love Loitering 

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
Love Loitering by podboy1971 November 14, 2011